It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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