You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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