Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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