So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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