allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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