Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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