is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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