these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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