it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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