i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
