I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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