I bet he comes in French.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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