I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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