her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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