Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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bring money and cleavage
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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