can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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