So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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