CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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