so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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