You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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