Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
well you can't waste a boner
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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