I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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