i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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