He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Drake has all the answers
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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