His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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