May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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