so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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