Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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