69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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