White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
can u get pink eye on your cock?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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