Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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