What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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