can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Randomize