apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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