what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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