he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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