Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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