Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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