Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Who died my cat blue again?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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