And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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