Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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