16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
