Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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