i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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