all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Randomize