i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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