i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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