how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
third nipple confirmed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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