Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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