Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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