i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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