Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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