i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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