Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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