the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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